Penis Extension of the Day Award goes to FPA – Family Planning Association

Lawdy Miss Clawdy get some of this after over 80 years of service the FPA – Family Planning Association are breaking away from tradition as they open a sex toy website that sees all proceeds going to help its charitable work throughout the UK.

My goodness this is all too much to absorb in UK the last two weeks or so have seen the following hit the UK tabloid headlines

•    Nude Pics of Prince Harry in LV – Las Vegas

•    Topless Pics of Kate Middleton in France courtesy of trashy magazine Closer

•    FPA – Family Planning Association going into the sex toy website business

Good grief our past grand parents must be getting a hard on in the graves – when will this global fixation with sex stop!

This is all too much people will now being going to the FPA – Family Planning Association for counseling then will be surprised when the counselor lobs on the table a huge very long black color buzzing vibrator and says buy this – we sell all these sex toys right here at the FPA – Family Planning Association.

The world has gone mad folks looking for family planning advice to be told they should be trashing the girlfriend and/or wife with a huge plastic penis right up deep inside the pudenda! Then wait for a few days to see if the girlfriend and/or wife is pregnant! The FPA – Family Planning Association going into the sex toy business is too ridiculous for words…

Penis Extension of the Day Award goes to FPA – Family Planning Association…

Legend

Lawdy Miss Clawdy – meaning – “Lawdy Miss Clawdy” is a song by Lloyd Price. It was first recorded by Price at the New Orleans recording studio of Specialty Records in March 1952.- Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

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