Golden Rain Life of Stressed UK Men and BBW

My oh my that is one hell of an opening headline – Golden Rain Life of Stressed UK Men and BBW

BBW – meaning  – Big beautiful woman often attract stressed men as for some reason these poor excuse of a male become stress free when meeting a BBW the interaction is claimed to be an often heady experience for the stressed man as he meets the BBW for initial sex! That we are told goes like this the Big beautiful woman lays the man down on his back then she strips off and lowers her ample derriere down onto his face then slaps her piss flaps over his nose and then ‘Waterboards’ the guy in golden rain all over his face which goes on longer than the same torture in Guantanamo Bay. WTF!

The guy shouts – enough – enough stop the golden rain I love it, but I am drowning – stop and f**k me – f**k me bitch – I am addicted to you big beautiful woman especially when you open your huge meat curtains and squirt the f**k out of my face it makes me into a stress free man – more bitch piss all over me more!

We conducted an interview with a leading UK Sex Counsellor – quote – ‘Is it normal practice for a stressed men to be ‘Waterboarded’ in golden rain when having sex for the  first time with a BBW?’ The male UK Sex Counsellor took a deep breath – straightened his back as his face began to flush red at which time a gargling sound erupted from his throat as he gasped – ‘Yes piss all over me please!’

WTF sorry readers we sent the wrong reporter on the UK Sex Counsellor assignment we intended to send Max and by mistake the supervisor sent Maxine the big beautiful woman secretary from the sales department.  We sure f**ked up the interview but we learnt a lot about the stressed man who was the UK Sex Counsellor.

The intellectual opinion is – quote – ”Changing the media, changing your lifestyle, all these things can change what you think is the ideal body size” – Attribution to Martin Tovee – Newcastle University.

We believe Maxine meeting with the stressed man was a condign golden experience! Pellucidly on reflection golden moments are all the rage for stressed men in UK.

NB – We went to interview  one other UK stressed man but he turned up with blood and jism all over his nose and face and was babbling on about some bloody BBW sexual goddess! We occluded the interview opportunity explaining to him that AdultzDir.Com was a family friendly resource not a meat butcher’s perverse sex alley.

Golden Rain Life of Stressed UK Men and BBW…

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