How to use a sex toy with your partner

Posted on June 6, 2013 by evgeniy

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This is an interesting pastime that can bring hours of additional enjoyment to love making. But the rubric “How to use a sex toy with your partner” comes with the disclaimer that most users of sex toys should be using them like a learner driver as quite frankly millions of folks cannot steer some of these enormous beasts into action. Here is the warning that should be on the wrapper for ‘Super Dong 12’ this hefty dude cannot just be banged into a pudenda at any time the driver feels the urge. No sir and/or madam ‘Super Dong 12’ is more potent than the dark destroyer he packs a power entry and a such any welcoming pussy has to be a very sloppy wet queefing and panting vagina. Continue reading →

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Adult Directory 2013 – Add Your Site Free

Posted on December 25, 2011 by temi odurinde

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Small Penis Man in Taiwan Divorced by Frustrated Wife

Posted on March 20, 2013 by pete

You just could not make up some of the stories published here. Here we go again with a man in Taiwan who had a small penis less than 5 cm moreover the dude did not have much to erect but try as he did, he could not get the thimble sized dick to become alert and hard. So his frustrated wife Zhang, 52, put up with this dichotomy read dickotomy for a few years, during which she tried to get the short dicked man to make love to her. But husband Zhou, 55, did not have an erection in him, let alone a f**k!

In the end Zhang erupted in her ever wet nether loins and in shear frustration blurted out this – quote – “His penis is so small, like a kid’s, only 5cm long. We’ve never had sex in our entire marriage.”

This is a prick of way to end a marriage but the wife was left with no other options, quite frankly she and her ever wet pussy had endured many years of no sex. Roll the tape back to when they first met in 2005 back then Zhang wanted a penis preferably a big penis, but Zhou ducked the issue by saying he was religious and could not have sex when not married. Fast forward 2008 Zhang and Zhou got married and Zhang was up for it, pussy trimmed – ever wet as usual – and anxiously waiting for Zhou to introduce his ‘Large Portion of Helmet!’ The moment of truth had arrived and the small penis less than 5 cm was down and out – quite simply the small penis did not even have one f**k in it.

Then the drama got too hot to bear and Zhang angrily said this – quote – “He’s also impotent and unable to fulfill his responsibility as a husband. – more – “We quarrelled the whole night and I asked him to seek treatment.” – more -The couple separated the day after their marriage, but then spent two years together before Zhang filed for divorce. – Attribution TheSun.Co.Uk

We are not surprised to reading about this Taiwanese couple and the saga of the impotent small penis. However we were expecting to read the same story in UK – United Kingdom where there are millions of white UK man walking around with a useless 5 cm or less impotent small penis.

Once again it is dick of problem that is not going away in white society….

Needless to say the millions of black dudes love to see white UK guys unable to make love to spouses – girlfriends et al…

Small Penis Man in Taiwan Divorced by Frustrated Wife…

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Big Penis Sex is Number One Preference for UK Women

Posted on March 15, 2013 by pete

Yes you did read the rubric correctly but here it is one more time – Big Penis Sex is Number One Preference for UK Women. This is a knob of a subject to write about that always has to get past and deep inside the vaginal walls before the orgasm begins and ends just like the full stop.

The highly respected and referenced Cosmopolitan magazine view big penis sex this way – quote – Talk About It – more – If you’ve already seen his junk and know it’s a little big for you, you should talk it out before you get down to business. Why? He needs to understand that he could hurt you and that you’ll need to go slow. – Attribution to Cosmopolitan.Com

Well that is one opinion but we asked the same question to 69 women we chatted with recently in Watford High Street. Here are the findings the women were made of 23 colored girls – 16 mixed race Milfs – 6 women who had been indoctrinated into the God squad and thought the question was lewd and crude – 47 teens to twenties single wenches.

One more time the question is – Do you like to have sex with a guy who has a big penis?
The answers

• 53 Women of mixed categories including of course all the Milfs said they loved big cock sex

• 6 women who had been indoctrinated into the God squad refused to answer and walked away in disgust! Some onlooking street pundit said sarcastically that the – quote ‘Women were running away to pray to Pope Francis!’ Oh my Buddha…

• 10 mixed category women said that the only sex that was any good for both the pussy and an assured orgasm was with a guaranteed big dick sex.

Well there you go but as Pope Francis unexpectedly came into the mix, we have to add in this great quip from one of the Milfs – quote – ‘If Pope Francis has a big dick get him to SMS me and arrange a big dick f**k date!’ Oh my goodness this serious article has descended to such a level that the famed atheist Richard Dawkins is alleged to want to meet up with that milf! Umm seems all dudes with big dicks are getting into this…

Big Penis Sex is Number One Preference for UK Women…

Legend

Big Penis Sex – Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay – more – Arousal can make a huge difference in how much your body can take, and your vagina actually widens and lengthens when you’re turned on. Use that as an excuse to amp up your foreplay. – Attribution to Cosmopolitan.Com

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