UK Suck Cums to Purple Bedroom Wet Patch of Sex

Sex in  the UK cums down to the color of the bedroom and the UK couples having a purple colored bedroom are the ones getting the most sex.

Here are some survey facts…
•    Purple colored bed clothes bedclothes make love on average 3.5 times a week.
•    Lilac walls make love on average 3.5 times a week.
•    Red in the bed chamber get frisky 3.2 times per week.
•    Sky blue bedrooms couples cum 3.1 times per week.
•    Grey walls or duvet covers, miss out big time 1.8 times only in 7 days.
•    Silk sheets 4.25 lovemaking sessions a week
•    Cotton 2.72 shags a week
•    Nylon sex 2.35 times a week
•    Polyester make love 2.33 times every 7 days

It is a colorful subject that often gets very wet and sloppy, seemingly color does not have any drying agents  and/or mopping up genes. In fact it seems to be down to three elements only – Bedroom Color – A Sexy Woman and A Rampant Man completes the much talked about UK bedroom sexual gymnastics. Thereafter the barriers come down and the watching voyeurs can often witness an extreme display of ‘Bare Ass Boxing’ typically showcasing a young couple in a purple bedroom ‘Opera of Love!’

We do not have a plethora of cocky stories to tell you all, neither do we intend to showcase what goes on in the genital under carriage region of young ladies – milfs – gilfs and housewives when cavorting with sexual abandon in a purple bedroom. We are going exclusively for the silk – purple combo – as anything less seems a sexual non starter!

As for beige they say that makes for beige sex which I guess must be very similar to ‘Vanilla Sex!’ and we can certainly do without that sort of sex after all how can sex be good when it is not ‘Dirty Sex!’

UK Suck Cums to Purple Bedroom Wet Patch of Sex…

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