Pippa Middleton the Most Fascinating Ass of 2011
Wow it is that time of the year when the best of this and that surface in the media. But let’s roll time back centuries to the UK in Elizabethan times from 1558–1603 during the reign of Elizabeth I of England when the landed gentry were acknowledged to be living in the golden era of English history. Popular culture was much more refined than today in 2011, but gentlemen still had an eye for the ladies and beneath the ladies in their fine costumery there rested some superb sexy rears – special tushes – splendid derrieres – spectacular bottoms! But records of Elizabethan butts can only be accessed in archived art by artists – painters and anyone with the ability to sketch a female bum!
Fast forward over four hundred years to 2011 we have all that they had in the first Elizabethan era but in the reign of Queen Elizabeth II of England we have the perkiest sexy rear in the world the ‘Pippa’ the spectacular rear end of high society ‘Eye Candy’ Pippa Middleton. This stunning contender butting to be named ‘Ass of the Year’ has not gone unnoticed in America where Barbara Walters has named Pippa Middleton along with her much ogled sexy rear derriere as one of the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011.
Without question Pippa Middleton’s sexy rear is a mesmerizing bum. The jaw dropping interest in Pippa’s ass raises questions in how her tush would be interpreted on canvas by Pablo Picasso who as any art collector knows suffered from a serial sexual dilettante for younger women and one has to surmise that Pablo Picasso would have elevated Pippa Middleton to the position of one of his many muses, as Picasso will have used his ‘Brush and Easel’ to undress Pippa so he could be his usual surreal self and worship her stupendous derriere!
Pippa Middleton the Most Fascinating Ass of 2011…