Perrier Bottles Out to Butt Cheeks

The arrogance and hubris displayed by French drinks giant Perrier they thought in a brilliant marketing campaign that they could compete with the butt cheeks of a beautiful young lady. The challenge was a no contest with the Ass Cheeks winning hands down! But it was a winning derriere story as the Perrier Bottle competed center stage with the showcased oh so divine cheeky peachy posterior of the model. Who had the best ass in the world since the first bottle of Perrier Water was sold in 1898.

The marketing guy who pulled off this viral advertising sensation deserves a lot of credit for taking on head to head a sexy bottie with a bottle of Perrier! The risks were huge the Perrier bottle could have been shocked when meeting the ass cheeks of the model because if water had spilled into the crack of the ass cheeks a  pornographic nightmare may have erupted because a wet panty thong would surely have exposed the outline of some vaginal lips which would have effectively closed out the advertizing campaign!

In fact I have just gone into genital shock as on having a second look at the thong if the thong became wet the thong would have tightened on the bottie and the gusset of the thong would have become embedded smack in the middle of the vagina causing the fanny flaps  to be exposed for every man and his dog to see!

Now that would not sell bottles of Perrier now would it!

Perrier Bottles Out to Butt Cheeks…

Legend

Perrier – meaning –  is a brand of bottled mineral water made from a spring in Vergèze in the Gard département of France. The spring is naturally carbonated. Both the water and natural carbon dioxide gas are captured independently. Then in the bottling process, the carbon dioxide gas is added so that the level of carbonation in bottled Perrier is the same as the water of the Vergèze spring. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

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