Meat Curtains Upstage Blue Panties Butt Image

Now today is a first for us in that we are required to make an explanation on what is going on in the undercarriage of this butt image. Our survey is based on some shall we say ‘Trade Secrets’ that is we have all the images on this photo op and most of what was unleashed is hard core pornography so unfortunately as ‘Sexy Rear’ is a family orientated resource sans pornography

So maybe we need to reference our report using acronyms as the underbelly of the image, the skimpy light blue panties are covering some enormous ‘Meat Curtains’ Seeing the actual ‘Meat Curtains’ was actually a privilege and sent the mind spiraling my first reaction was to think that if a strong wind was going to blow during the photo shoot there was a danger that the ‘MC’ would start flapping together like cymbals in an orchestra with surprising dexterity that the queefing seemed to be similar to someone queefing ‘God Save The Queen!’

Dare we venture to add a twist to that queefing aria maybe we should be really bold and say that the tune was actually  ‘God Save The Queef!’ Oh how we wish we could tell you really what is going on when off come the skimpy blue panties showcasing  the raw natural and original ‘MC’

The mind boggles imaging this regal spectacle.

Meat Curtains Upstage Blue Panties Butt Image…

Legend
Meat Curtains – meaning –  the outer skin of the vagina that extends below the opening to the pudenda sort of hung down like skin flaps – Attribution to SexyRear.Com

MC – meaning –  That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she’s one of those unfortunates born like this, or she’s seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring. – Attribution to UrbanDictionary.Com

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