Confusion reigned at SFO – San Francisco International Airport as a big boy was stopped at the security check when a 9.5 inch package was spotted in his nether loins area. The airport was about to go into security lockdown, before the intervention of buxom female security supervisor who went up to the big boy Jonah Falcon, 41, from New York.
‘Now Sir let’s check what this is all about!’ Well endowed Jonah Falcon said there was nothing to worry about as the package was his ‘Stuff’ Hereafter the story gets a little vague as the buxom female security supervisor is said to have asked to see the ‘Stuff’ Then it is alleged Jonah Falcon unleashed his flaccid 9.5 inch penis a lot of commotion followed and again allegedly a female voice was heard – quote – ‘OMFG if I was not on duty I would be down sucking on that motherf**ker!’
That is hearsay but this is official from Jonah Falcon – quote – : “I had my ’stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time. ” – more – ”One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ’Yes.’ I said, ’It’s my d**k.’ – more – “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands ” – more – “They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.” – more – “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of growth.” – more – “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll know. “You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but I guess not.”
Jonah Falcon has previously featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his manhood, which measures 9.5 inches limp and 13.5 inches when aroused.
Man Stopped at San Francisco International Airport due to his Huge Penis Size…