How to fake an orgasm

Sometimes, we’re just not in the mood for sex and an orgasm is just not going to happen. And its not anyone’s fault! But a few kinds of men will just not stop banging away till they are sure that we’ve climaxed. The only way to get them to stop is by faking an orgasm. We’ve all been there and faked an orgasm already just so that we can go ahead and have a few winks of sleep, but a few more tips will definitely help.

Overacting kills – Don’t overact. You already know how you feel like when you orgasm. Remember the different stages and stick to them. To be better prepared, just innocently ask your partner how you behave when you climax and remember the moves in the same sequence. Overdoing it can actually be caught by your male partner and that is not good  for his delicate ego at all!

Limited sound effects are great – Start off with moaning and writhing but not so much that they scare him off. A few “oohs” and “aahs” are good. Try repeating his name twice or thrice to boost his ego. Most of the time you can also make out when he is going to climax, so coordinate your moans according to the pitch as he does.

Contract your muscles – In a typical climax; the vaginal muscle walls grip the penis tightly in an involuntary milking move. You can mimic the same moves voluntarily but remember to coordinate it with simultaneous toe curling and fingers clutching.

A few warnings

  • If you have been consistently faking an orgasm with a spouse or a long time partner, please take a step back and think about it. Isn’t it better to let them know that you aren’t getting the same satisfaction as him? Remedy the problem right away or you could end up getting bitter about an unsatisfactory love life when you could be having real fun together
  • Men can fake orgasms too if they are wearing a condom and this might indicate another problem. Either he is cheating or he isn’t that into you or something else!

Either way faking orgasms is not honest and can mislead your partner. Sit down and talk it out. Don’t waste a perfectly good sex session by faking it.

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