This is an interesting pastime that can bring hours of additional enjoyment to love making. But the rubric “How to use a sex toy with your partner” comes with the disclaimer that most users of sex toys should be using them like a learner driver as quite frankly millions of folks cannot steer some of these enormous beasts into action. Here is the warning that should be on the wrapper for ‘Super Dong 12’ this hefty dude cannot just be banged into a pudenda at any time the driver feels the urge. No sir and/or madam ‘Super Dong 12’ is more potent than the dark destroyer he packs a power entry and a such any welcoming pussy has to be a very sloppy wet queefing and panting vagina.

Plus if the dude is a learner driver it is recommended that when ‘Super Dong 12’ dives in all of eleven and half inches, time for any close up inspection is best dressed up as ‘Joe 90’ resplendent in a pair of heavy duty goggles. Why is that? Easy the plastic penile impaler sex toy look alike creates turbulence in the vagina which in turn cannot be quelled internally and what happens is akin to a molten lava eruption on Mount Vesuvius. Yes folks you have guessed right the sloppy wet vagina just starts squirting in multi orgasmic ecstasy.

Note if male users are not goggled up then the face is just saturated in jism and love juices which often dribble down on to the lips. This lip shower often accelerates support services to take over from the sex toys say typically battery change over, the time is ripe for an oral invasion with expertise once more you simply cannot go down at the Y and lick it like a stamp! No sir you have been confronted with a go to pussy that has just been involved in multiple squirting scenarios, yes it’s a sloppy messy job but if one single man is not up to it. The caveat emptor is you better learn damn quick as every man and his dog will want to be licking a squirter. You can choose your sex toy online here: http://www.beatrizseductions.com/

It is prudent to advise that going down at the Y or plunging the ubiquitous ‘Super Dong 12’ sex toy home up to the hilt cannot be executed in the farmer mode like driving a combine harvester thrashing away baling hay! No that will not prevail with success when dealing efficiently with a queefing – squirting fanny. Pudenda aficionados who pound pussies with sex toys, so the wet and sloppier the show is the better the ladies like it. Pundits joke that it rains in Manchester every day.
Well here is the vagina weather forecast  akin to being on a racecourse track some racehorses may not act on  the wet and heavy ground. But that is not the case with sex toys as they only act when the vaginal lips are waterlogged and/or extremely wet. Rough riding an airy unripe quim with a dry sex toy will get an oral scream of No! – Not a vaginal queef of Give Me More!

How to use a sex toy with your partner.

In the end Zhang erupted in her ever wet nether loins and in shear frustration blurted out this – quote – “His penis is so small, like a kid’s, only 5cm long. We’ve never had sex in our entire marriage.”

This is a prick of way to end a marriage but the wife was left with no other options, quite frankly she and her ever wet pussy had endured many years of no sex. Roll the tape back to when they first met in 2005 back then Zhang wanted a penis preferably a big penis, but Zhou ducked the issue by saying he was religious and could not have sex when not married. Fast forward 2008 Zhang and Zhou got married and Zhang was up for it, pussy trimmed – ever wet as usual – and anxiously waiting for Zhou to introduce his ‘Large Portion of Helmet!’ The moment of truth had arrived and the small penis less than 5 cm was down and out – quite simply the small penis did not even have one f**k in it.

Then the drama got too hot to bear and Zhang angrily said this – quote – “He’s also impotent and unable to fulfill his responsibility as a husband. – more – “We quarrelled the whole night and I asked him to seek treatment.” – more -The couple separated the day after their marriage, but then spent two years together before Zhang filed for divorce. – Attribution TheSun.Co.Uk

We are not surprised to reading about this Taiwanese couple and the saga of the impotent small penis. However we were expecting to read the same story in UK – United Kingdom where there are millions of white UK man walking around with a useless 5 cm or less impotent small penis.

Once again it is dick of problem that is not going away in white society….

Needless to say the millions of black dudes love to see white UK guys unable to make love to spouses – girlfriends et al…

Small Penis Man in Taiwan Divorced by Frustrated Wife…

The highly respected and referenced Cosmopolitan magazine view big penis sex this way – quote – Talk About It – more – If you’ve already seen his junk and know it’s a little big for you, you should talk it out before you get down to business. Why? He needs to understand that he could hurt you and that you’ll need to go slow. – Attribution to Cosmopolitan.Com

Well that is one opinion but we asked the same question to 69 women we chatted with recently in Watford High Street. Here are the findings the women were made of 23 colored girls – 16 mixed race Milfs – 6 women who had been indoctrinated into the God squad and thought the question was lewd and crude – 47 teens to twenties single wenches.

One more time the question is – Do you like to have sex with a guy who has a big penis?
The answers

• 53 Women of mixed categories including of course all the Milfs said they loved big cock sex

• 6 women who had been indoctrinated into the God squad refused to answer and walked away in disgust! Some onlooking street pundit said sarcastically that the – quote ‘Women were running away to pray to Pope Francis!’ Oh my Buddha…

• 10 mixed category women said that the only sex that was any good for both the pussy and an assured orgasm was with a guaranteed big dick sex.

Well there you go but as Pope Francis unexpectedly came into the mix, we have to add in this great quip from one of the Milfs – quote – ‘If Pope Francis has a big dick get him to SMS me and arrange a big dick f**k date!’ Oh my goodness this serious article has descended to such a level that the famed atheist Richard Dawkins is alleged to want to meet up with that milf! Umm seems all dudes with big dicks are getting into this…

Big Penis Sex is Number One Preference for UK Women…

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Big Penis Sex – Foreplay, Foreplay, Foreplay – more – Arousal can make a huge difference in how much your body can take, and your vagina actually widens and lengthens when you’re turned on. Use that as an excuse to amp up your foreplay. – Attribution to Cosmopolitan.Com

But when they hook the female ‘eye candy’ here is where it all starts to fall apart as once the introduction phase passes the girls want to be having a look and feel at the ‘Crown Jewels!’ but there it all ends when the Johnson is unzipped to find that out pops a thin button sized three point five inches of nothing much use than a tiny dick acting as a fanny opener at best…

More on the Harry Styles – Yvette Fielding story here – quote -  Ex Blue Peter presenter and Most Haunted host Yvette Fielding claims Harry Styles once sent her some “disgusting” text messages when he was just 16. – more – The 44-year-old star – who was 41 at the time – said that flirty Harry sent pure filth to her phone while they had a meal at a restaurant. – more – She revealed: “Harry was sending me disgusting texts from across the table. – more – “I can’t even repeat the words, they were so rude!” Attribution to TheSun.Co.Uk

Harry Styles is a member of a group called ‘One Direction’ very appropriate name that can be also used to describe this wimp’s penis that is so thin and short that it too is a ‘One Direction’ cock meaning the penis goes in and never even gets near the vaginal lips then spits and shrinks into a less than two inches nothing that falls out of the gaping pussy of all girls it meets…

One Direction cock yes that is right as once it is in it is no use to pull out in the other direction as it just spits – shrinks and falls out… What a load of bullshit merchants these third rate stars – wannabies – wags and a whole raft of 15 minutes of fame celebrities are…

Harry Styles Hits On Yvette Fielding 44 With Dirty Texts…

Ruse aka Rousse or Russe
Bulgaria
East Europe
Saturday, Nov 09, 2012

Our reporting objectives are to bring to our valued readers stories of interest from both UK and around the world, plus if we can add a humorous twist to any reporting – great – as that is a welcome bonus that we enjoy and almost always goes down well with our valued followers!

Well this story coming out of Ruse Bulgaria Eastern Europe is bizarre and hilarious. In the city center of Ruse there is bronze lion statue, anyway somehow the lifeless lion caught the eye of a drunken Austrian man who was passing by. Then 24 year old Matthias Maier dropped his trousers and pants and got astride the bronze lion and tried to mount the statue. Or colloquially as they say in the tardy UK tabloids – ‘the drunk dropped his drawers and bonked the lifeless bronze lion statue!’

However anyway you look at it – the lion was violated inhumanely and maybe even lost his virginity – who knows – to the drunken Austrian man Matthias Maier!

The police then moved in and arrested the bizarre rapist! He was then hauled in front of the courts where he was fined £20 for obscenity on a public place.

Just to add some respectability to the measly fine the judge topped off the fine with a one year suspended jail sentence. Here is the official line from the courts – quote – Matthias Maier pleaded guilty saying he was drunk and apologized saying he had never been in trouble before. The judge then laconically adjusted his bi-focals shrugged his shoulders, before handing down a one year suspended sentence and ordered Matthias Maier to pay costs of £20.

Thankfully the bronze lion statue seems to have recovered from the ordeal…

Austrian Matthias Maier Bonks Bronze Lion Statue in Ruse Bulgaria…

London
England
Friday, Nov 09, 2012

I just love reading the ever popular – Cosmopolitan – they come up with a range of subjects relating to sex that are often outright bizarre and on many occasions hilariously funny

This is an insight into a recently published Cosmopolitan story about a young teenage girl who was a virgin, yet she liked this guy who was always bragging what a great lover he was and was indeed one of the best young shaggers in the neighborhood when given the chance to perform ‘Between the Sheets!’

The boaster played on the mind of the nubile young virgin and one day when she was especially frisky she arranged to meet the infamous local cocksman who liked to go by the nickname of ‘The Stallion’ Then the tale gets so funny ROFL – the girl got herself ready for her first virgin introduction to a real live erect human reproducing ‘Trouser Sausage

The girl was ready – breathing heavy – wet and moist in her nether loins – breasts taut with the nipples protruding like ‘Organ Stops’  – she called out ‘The Stallion’ – quote – ‘I told him I am Ready!’ – more – His response: “I’m already inside you.” My friends and I still laugh about how his, uh, small size made for a great ‘starter penis!’”  – Attribution to Cosmopolitan – Cosmopolitan.Com

Starter penis the mind boggles but all credit to the Cosmopolitan writer who dreamed up that great description a Starter penis!

I just love this sensational quote from Cosmopolitan – It Rocks!

Starter Penis Enters Pudenda Unnoticed…

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Cosmopolitan – meaning – Cosmopolitan is the lifestylist for millions of fun fearless females who want to be the best they can in every area of their lives. Showcased topics this month – Hot Bangs – Sex – Long Haircuts – Perfect Gifts! – Attribution to Cosmopolitan – Cosmopolitan.Com

London
England
Thursday, Nov 08, 2012

It seems that these days in 2012 any or most good looking girls with big beautiful breasts – prefer to go on a girls night out looking for dudes – guys – lovers to attract these suitors the order of the day is to dress sans brassiere! Yes in layman terms girls want to showcase the frontage and the bigger the breasts and nipples the more guys drool and saliviate over!

One top model celeb doing the  rounds on the town this week sans brassiere is big fronted ex Big Brother star Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace. We acknowledge that AdultzDir is a family orientated online resource – but let’s get serious whichever way one views the breasts of Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace with or without bra – her breasts are big impressive ample and dare we say the word very perky! So perky that the nipples are showcased protruding upwards and out attentively like ‘Chapel Hat Pegs!’

Which moves the topic on to where guys about the towns and cities in UK – United Kingdom can find girls and women with similar breasts and nipples like ‘Chapel Hat Pegs!’

Well here is the good news thousands of multi race women with similar ‘Titty Specs’ can be found easily in the very popular adult online dating resources VeryNaughty.Co.Uk and SaucyDating.Com Join Now!

We can vouch for the breasts on the multi race women on these adult online dating sites and because we have girls from Europe – Asia – South America et al – means for all you lucky UK guys breasts come in an eye catching array of cup sizes! Guys be a like a connoisseur surf VeryNaughty.Co.Uk and SaucyDating.Com and you will be sure to find many girls with impressive ‘Chapel Hat Pegs!’

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Shows Off Big Frontage on Girls Night Out Looking For Men…

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace to see a montage of images of this raunchy model on a girls night out this week sans brassiere check out The Daily Star – Edition Wednesday, Nov 07, 2012

UK Men and men all around the world for that matter need to wise up and learn that in 2012 when looking for sex there is no need to use escort agencies and prostitutes anymore! Ah I can already feel the backlash to that statement like – quote – ‘What the heck is AdultzDir talking about no need to use escort agencies and prostitutes anymore!’ – more – ‘What can men do then to find sex as men need sex likes ducks need water!?’

Before we answer that question – quote – This report is not the way forward for men to find sexual release and bring a relief to emotional frustrations -  A brothel madam used the profits from her £500,000-a-year business to put her two children through private school, a court heard yesterday. – more – Marie McKinlay allegedly employed 25 high-class prostitutes able to offer clients everything from ‘girlfriend experience to porn star experience’. – more – They charged as much as £300 an hour and £1,500 for overnight bookings that had to ‘include some sleep’. – more – McKinlay’s online escort agency was no more than a front for a prostitution racket, London’s Southwark Crown Court was told. – more -The 40-year-old rented a £1,500-a-month apartment in central London where clients could romp with two girls from a roster with names such as ‘Sophie Sweetness’ and ‘Beth Angel’. – more – She is said to have made more than £350,000 in profits from the racket in three years. -  Attribution to The Daily Mail UK – DailyMail.Co.Uk

At long last UK men are waking up to the fact that there are much easier ways to meet women who are interested in sex and sexual relations and the way is not to put over £350,000 in profits into the bank of a brothel keeper like Marie McKinlay!

Come on guys follow the path that all your mates use to get away from using escort agencies and prostitutes!

Simple they all use adult online dating sites like VeryNaughty.Co.Uk and SaucyDating.Com Join Now!

One new male member from Islington – London had this to say about VeryNaughty.Co.Uk and SaucyDating.Com! – Joining both VeryNaughty.Co.Uk and SaucyDating.Com was the best dating decision I have made in years and I have two bonuses to show for it I have found LOVE and I now get SEX on delivery!’ – more – ‘Plus I am one happy guy with a lot more money in my pocket since I stopped using escort agencies and prostitutes!’

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UK Men Call Time on Escort Agencies and Prostitutes and Move to Adult Online Dating Services…

Oh my goodness that is a mother of all rubrics it reads like a pudenda of an issue!

Journalism is all about primarily BS these days waxing lyrical about a host of topics that are either boring like US Presidential Election – tiresome like the Jimmy Saville saga and of course the despicable ongoing offensive racial abuse in world football and regrettably often taking center stage in the BPL – Barclays Premier League…

Now we are heading for another soon to be overused topic – the news that women – ladies and mature  teen girls are all in the mode for a ‘Vajacial’ Now this is 100 percent a female biased phenomenon but it comes with some very long strings attached namely that every heterosexual man in the world will be keen to find out about exactly what a ‘Vajacial’ is!

Now guys before you get too frisky and alert in the nether loins reading about this perky subject. Down Rover! how did that get into the text – oh yea off topic I was just talking to the dog Rover as he was just giving our new bitch puppy a good licking – but please note he was not giving the bitch puppy a ‘Vajacial’

Dang let’s get back on subject as we are sure billions of men and women from all around the Globe will want to know more about a – A Spa for a Ladies Vagina…

Just checked on the last sentence again and it could in fact be the next lead rubric for a new poem to be written by an eminent poet laureate one more time – A Spa for a Ladies Vagina… the words flow gently off the tongue and look so comfortable in written text.

Yes readers 2013 is going to be all about – Vajacial – A Spa for a Ladies Vagina

After all it is a pudenda of a subject that the trashy UK Tabloids and the smut press will showcase on more occasions than supposedly Jimmy Savile has had ‘Hot Dinners’ which by all accounts runs into hundreds of ‘Hot Dinners!’

Caveat Emptor – Guys like Alex Reid et al please do not try and execute a ‘Vajacial’ on men’s private parts because the result will be that you have unintentionally performed a Penectomy – crikey now that is OTT and extremely painful!

Finally we need to ask The Sun whether they know if Alex Reid tried to give Chantelle Houghton a ‘Vajacial’

Vajacial – A Spa for a Ladies Vagina…

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‘Vajacial’ – meaning –  It’s just what it sounds like: a facial for the vajajay. – more – Man: Gosh, darling. You look mighty tidy down there. – more – Woman: Why thank you! Mother and I took advantage of the two-for-one on vajacials at the spa. I think we’ll get vajazzled next week. Attribution to UrbanDictionary.Com

Penectomy – meaning – Penectomy is the surgical removal of the penis for medical or personal reasons. Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

The phenomenal success of adult online dating has been so successful that it has become apparent that to complement some of the terrific UK dating sites that are doing such great business like VeryNaughty.Co.Uk and SaucyDating.Com new age category sites are coming online…

2013 will see further growth in age category dating sites namely by a new range of ‘Over 50s’ online adult dating websites to build on the solid bedrock of successful multi age and multi category online dating resources.

So why this sudden interest in ‘Over 50s’ well it is quite simple it is an age group that has been woefully overlooked and left uncatered for!

But you better believe that 40 and 50 plus men and women date and have sex!

Here is some breaking news from France about sex, the  French female justice minister Rachida Dati who is now 47 – around four years back when she gave birth to a love child – ‘had eight boyfriends when she fell pregnant with love child’ and that is according to The Daily Mail. Now if The Sun are on this story who knows how many suitors and lovers the French female justice minister Rachida Dati may have been involved with!

So to all the doubters out there the reality is so different to the gossip – the hard facts are that hundreds of millions of men and women all north of 40 and 50 plus date all the time and dare we say the word one more time have regular sex! Plus alarmingly to some… natural to us, in France a young woman in her forties has at least and maybe more than eight lovers and casual sex partners at the same time.

Now we are not prudes so all we can say about that is – ‘How Exciting’ moreover we know it is true because we are all members of VeryNaughty.Co.Uk and/or SaucyDating.Com. So we have news for all our readers do yourself a favor you know you want to date and chase for sex – well it is so easy join VeryNaughty.Co.Uk and/or SaucyDating.Com Now!  You too can be like French female justice minister Rachida Dati and have more than eight lovers all at the same time!

NB – Nota Bene –  The fact statistics endorse and confirm the prevalence of dating in the ‘Over 50s’ and better still more and more millions are maturing into this age category year on year. ‘Over 50s’  is the fastest growing demographics of single people in the world. Yes it is booming and for the uninitiated more often than not ‘Over 50s’  does not come with all the complexities of young love like learning about sex and emotions! Most ‘Over 50s’ are not into immaturity and jealousy et al – they just do it. Do What? Have Sex Of Course!

‘Over 50s’ Get It On!

2013 UK Going to see a Boom in Over 50s Online Dating…