Cock Eyed Kristen Stewart Now Confesses to Missionary Indiscretion with Tiny Rupert Sanders

In the news for the last few days has been the none event of the year when bit part flunky actress Kristen Stewart picked on Rupert Sanders another short dicked white man to screw when the self confessed bored Kristen elected for a Missionary Indiscretion with a bare five inches of British firm wear that was not even big enough to get hard.

This tediously boring story is all about vanilla sex with unimaginative white unknown UK film bit players and apprentice movie directors. The bored actress who is surely in the ‘Twilight’ of a not very successful career has a track record between the sheets of a complete and unwarranted preference for  straight in – straight up and straight out intercourse with seemingly dick challenged non performers. Namely the afore mentioned Rupert Sanders and some non descript English white guy she was living with going by the name of Pattinson think he has a Christian name but nobody really cares oh really someone just called out his name – Robert!

This actress has been found out about her habit of having sex with men who can only deliver small dicks in the missionary position! No Kanye West type dudes are being enticed into sex with Kristen Stewart because this girl is definitely not yet mature enough to be impaled on north of ten inches of rock hard penile muscle that operates in troika sequence mode – Front Door Entry – Back Door Entry and Bitch Open Your Mouth.

No Sir this story is all about lethargic Missionary Indiscretions.

One girl fan of Kristen Stewart (yes she has one fan) was seen near her home recently singing – ‘Short Dick Man’

Duh – sigh – we apologize for boring you all with this ten inch long diatribe!

Cock Eyed Kristen Stewart Now Confesses to Missionary Indiscretion with Tiny Rupert Sanders…

Legend
‘Short Dick Man’ – meaning – Is a 1994 song recorded by band 20 Fingers, featuring Gillette. It was its debut single from its album 20 Fingers, released from August 31, 1994. – Attribution to Wikipedia.Org

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