Chinese Robbers Use Tool to Steal Fei Lin’s Penis

This is not a cock and bull story that sometimes appears in the press! This is a true story from China about some people attacking a man named Fei Lin when he was asleep in  his home Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province.

What is alleged to have happened is that the intruders put a bag over the head of a sleeping Fei Lin then pulled down his pyjama pants, proceeding to chop off his penis with a sharp tool and/or knife. The motive behind the attack is that Fei Lin had built up a reputation as a local lothario and is known to have had carnal relations with many women – singled – engaged and married who once he had won the confidence of the young women he then gave them a good knobbing. So it seems jealousy had set in and someone decided to carry out a DIY Penectomy on the unsuspecting Fei Lin.

Fei Lin his recollection of the ordeal – quote – “They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off,” – more –  “I was so shocked I didn’t feel a thing – then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone.”

The local  Police have gone on high alert and have warned all local people to look out for a chopped off penis and the DIY Penectomy attackers. The police seem to be baffled and bemused with this case as rumors abound that the Police fully expected to find the detached penis ‘Stood Up To Attention’ waiting to be rescued in the hope it could be reattached back on to Fei Lin. Alas that now appears very unlikely as the local pathologist believes that there is no chance of there  being any life left in the phallus after such a long period of detachment.

It appears on reflection that the assailants were faced with a prick of a problem that was in need of a quick concise cut off solution!

Chinese Robbers Use Tool to Steal Fei Lin’s Penis…

Legend
Penectomy – meaning  – is the surgical removal of the penis for medical or personal reasons. – Attribution to Ozami.Net

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